
The pizza decision wheelCan’t decide? Let fate do it.
Four wheels for the four arguments. Spin it, accept the result, order the thing. The universe has spoken and it is not taking questions.
What’s on the wheels
Everything it can land on
What pizza should I order?
- Spicy MargheritaCherry peppers, spicy capicola, fresh mozzarella, basil.
- MargheritaFresh mozzarella, tomato sauce and basil. The one we’re judged on.
- Prince of ParamusHouse pork meatballs, mushrooms, mozzarella, tomato sauce.
- BiancoGoat cheese, ricotta, garlic, maple and Calabrian chili oil.
- Detroit-styleThick, crispy-edged pan pizza. Corner slice or it didn’t happen.
- Build your ownFine. Do it your way. We’ll still make it properly.
What’s for dinner tonight?
- A large pizzaWhatever’s on it, there’ll be leftovers. That’s tomorrow’s lunch sorted too.
- Pasta alla VodkaRigatoni, garlic tomato cream, basil, Calabrian chili oil.
- Chicken ParmThe sandwich or over pasta. Both are correct.
- Wood-fired wingsStart here. Decide the rest later.
- The Hot Honey EggplantThe sub people come back for and then can’t remember the name of.
- Spaghetti & MeatballsHouse-made pork meatballs. Nobody has ever regretted this.
What should we order for the table?
- Wings and a large pieThe default for a reason.
- Two pies, one red one whiteThe diplomatic answer.
- Meatballs, a Caesar, and a DetroitOrder of operations matters here.
- Calamari and the Prince of ParamusSomebody at your table will be very pleased.
- Fried mozzarella, garlic bread, and whatever elseCarbs first, questions later.
- Three pies. Just get three.You know how this ends. Get three.
Date night roulette
- Split a BiancoGoat cheese and hot honey. Reads as thoughtful. Costs the same as everything else.
- Margherita and a bottleHalf-price bottles on Fridays, which is worth knowing.
- Wings, a salad, and one pieThe order of someone with their life together.
- Two cocktails first, decide afterHappy hour runs every day from 2 to 6.
- Spicy Margherita, and don’t warn themA test, really.
- Whatever they want. Just agree.The universe has read the room.
