The Square Peg PlaygroundBecause pizza shouldn’t be so serious.
A wheel for when nobody can decide, the arguments our dining rooms have been having for twenty years, and the confessions you were never going to say out loud.
We run ten pizzerias. A thing you learn running ten pizzerias is that most of the time at a table isn’t spent eating — it’s spent deciding. Who wants what, whether to get two or three, whether the person who suggested pineapple should be allowed to order at all.
So we built the arguments a website. No sign-up, no email, nothing to download. Settle it, order, get on with your night.
The useful ones.
These started as jokes too, and then people kept using them.
- What pizza are you?Six questions, one answer you can actually order.
- The pizza calculatorHow many pies for your party, based on what is actually on a 12″ and an 18″.
- Ask Sal what to drinkTell him what’s on the table and get one answer, not a wine list.
Nothing to sign up for.
No email, no account, no download. We count votes and nothing else — no names, no profiles, no way back to you. The whole point is that it takes ten seconds.
If you want the thing that does pay you back, that’s the app — rewards every visit, and $5 off your next order to start.