The confession boothForgive us, for we have sinned against pizza.
Tick the ones you’ve done. Nobody is watching, nothing is saved to your name, and you’ll find out how alone you really are.
Why there’s no text box
We wrote them all ourselves.
The obvious version of this page lets anyone type anything and publishes it. We thought about it and decided against it, for a boring reason: a word filter catches swearing and misses everything that actually matters — somebody’s name, somebody’s phone number, a thing about a competitor that isn’t true.
So it’s a list. Less chaotic, still honest, and nothing appears here that one of us didn’t write.
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Still here?
- The Great Pizza DebatePineapple, ranch, folding. Pick a side.
- The pizza wheelFor when the table can’t agree.